USA 2004 - Crime/Thriller — 97 min — Directed by Brett Ratner
Cast: Pierce Brosnan, Salma Hayek, Woody Harrelson, Don Cheadle

After a successful last score, a master thief and his wife retires to an island paradise in the Caribbean. His lifelong nemesis, a crafty FBI agent, washes ashore to ensure he’s making good on his promise, to get him. The pair soon enters into a new game of cat-and-mouse, as a last tempation for the thief arrives on a ship.

If for nothing else, watch this one for Selma’s cleavage. Yes, it’s one of the big features in this movie, and also one of the highlights, come to think of it. They do concentrate on getting shots of her rack in almost every shot she’s in. Now that’s what I call inspired moviemaking. The plot you say? Do you really care? Pierce is Pierce, Woody is Woody, and Selma has big boobies. Is there anything else you need? There are some lame attempts at comedy here and there, but as you only wait for the next boob-shot… It’s not brainsurgery. Think Tailor of Panama, and you have what ballpark it’s in. Nothing amazing, except for said boobies, nothing awful. Aw, fuck this. It was ok.

My Rating: 7/10 (+1 for Selma’s cleavage)